A slightly modified version posted to Twitter:
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Emulsive Santa gave to me,
Nine rolls of Delta 3200,
Eight rolls of Ortho Plus,
Seven rolls of SFX,
Six rolls of Delta 400,
FIVE ROLLS of HP5,
Four rolls of FP4,
Three rolls of Delta 100,
Two rolls of XP2,
And a bulk roll of PanF in a pear tree.